tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-306326552011-04-22T08:40:31.574+08:00The Blabberings of a crazy place called Flamin' J. Welcome to my humble home...Flamin' Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16939936720402764137noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30632655.post-1159453411030724782006-09-28T22:20:00.000+08:002006-09-28T22:23:31.030+08:00

Come join us for a funny time with the guys every Friday 8:30pm. Impromptu games and sketches with the audience is expected.

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A New Zealander was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.Looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in the account already? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars in the sky, but check when you say the paint is wet?Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles

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This VW Bug pulled up beside this Rolls at a red light, rolled down his window and asked the Rolls driver, "You got a telephone in that Rolls?""Matter of fact I do, right here on the seat beside me." said the Rolls driver."Me too," said the VW Driver,"You got a TV in that Rolls?" The Rolls,"Yes I do, right here on the dash.""Me too," said the VW,"You got a twin bed in the back seat?" Rolls,"No, I

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If you don't know what happened, let me update you a bit on this. Our BBQ ribs always have been the talk among our regular customers in Flamin' J. We suddenly took off the ribs from our menu after four months of sale. There was a problem with them. We just couldn't get the ribs to be consistent as the ribs sometimes come in very odd sizes and weight keeps fluctuating. So we stopped

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Guys... here it is... Ms. Elaine Kang in the flesh! Also a very down to Earth person and guess what??? She's from Penang too! Got to speak to her in my local lingo... and sort of found out she will be doing this big concert of hers to mark 25 years of her singing career! Wow!She doesn't look a bit past 25 years old....Sorry the picture looks blurry as I had no camera with me so had to use the

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Flamin' J has been starstruck again today... Ms. Elaine Kang came strolling in for a meal. Will keep you guys updated on this for more updates about this.... May even have a photo with her....For those who do not know this artiste, Ms. Elaine Kang is a very famous singer in the early nineties. She was one of the pioneers of the Chinese language songs in Malaysia. One of the memorable sights I

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Real life entertaining calls for help to tech support from the public - god bless them!!!Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?Customer: Yeah.Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD

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Scenario:You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.What

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English - Chinese (Read them outloud):Are you harboring a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai DingSee me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia NaoSmall Horse - Tai Ni Po NiYour price is too high - No Bai Dam ThingDid you go to the beach - Wai Yu So TanI bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai NiI think you need a facelift - Chin Tu FatIt's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?That was

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Englad v Brazil:It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into theBrazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum."What's up?" he asks."Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself

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Man: Haven't we met before?Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?Man: Your place or mine?Woman:

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Since Australian Beef has been banned and the US has also been banned for Mad Cow disease, I am therefore declaring "Good Steak" promotion instead of the usual "Black Angus", "US Corn Fed" and the likes of it lah! So guys and gals out there looking for a good piece of steak....Head on down to Flamin' J and get your "Good Steak" now! By the way, the beef is from Uruguay in conjunction with the

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There has been numerous enquiries about the Python that we serve. Well for starters, there are a few things you have to know about the Python...1) It is an augmented size of the Philly Cheesesteak Hero which is a sandwich loaded with beef, cheese, onions, peppers put into the bun.2) The total length of the Python is 2 feet long.3) The weight is approximately 1.5kg or 3 pounds.4) You have 1

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A lot of people have been asking me about this picture and if they could see it... well here it is and I know... she will not be "Single" anymore but what the heck...I got the chance to speak to her and I found that she is very down-to-earth and a very humble person. Not a very common trait for most international celebrities. Well enjoy the picture. There's one more with her autograph stuck on

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